I don't want you to think the Whacker has flipped his lid. But just lately I have been looking to buy a painting.

Not for me, obviously. Waste of space, I reckon, when there’s the Weekly Times dog calendar free every year.

However, we have had some work done at home and the missus seems to have her heart set on a "nice bit of art" smack in the middle of this new wall we have.

And with a miles...