Hamish Rowe doesn’t throw a lot of full-blown tantrums – unless you tell him it’s time to get off the header and head home for a nap.

Then he can drum up decibels like you wouldn’t believe, and it’s become something of an issue of late.

Because this two-year-old appears to have his life mapped out already.

At least, he did have, until mum Rachel threw the proverbial spanner in the w...